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How to break free of your alt-bro herd and finally get some PU$$IE
Turning into a robot will fix most of the problems in your alternative life. This former alt-bro found the love of his life.This robobro lost his alt-AZN-virginity.Please be careful, though. Dressing...
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Is Daft Punk's ELECTROMA a big pile of p00p?
Electroma is a meaningful story about 2 robots who want 2 be human. As you can see from the 10 minute highlight reel below, the robots drive in cars, put on plastic human skin, and then burn...
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HUMAN AFTER YALL
In today's Mainstream=Alt eInstallation, the blggr/webartist "The CRLS" attempts to connect with humanity by using a 'lil guy' from the hit film Electroma. In this tiny robot, we can all see a bit of...
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Which Busy P Empire Spinoff Product Should I Buy?
Should I buy these Daft Punk loafers?Or these Daft Punk Dolls?Or the Busy P + SoMe sneaker?Don't u h8 FRENCH PEOPLE BANTER in English?Should I buy the Ed Banger ED PHONES?Should I buy this FEADZ Mighty...
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Are French Robots Allowed 2 Vote?
Does n e 1 know how elections work? I have been reading news websites and there is one coming up. Does ne 1 know how to 'create.my.own.vote'? I'm not sure if there is some sort of iPhone app that I am...
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Should I get a tattoo that tells the world what I am after all?
For the past 100 blog years, I have been searching for the most authentic tatty that represents who I am. A tattoo will be on me forever, and I plan on living 4ever, so my tattoo will live...
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Did yall watch the Grammys?
Yall.. I didn't watch the Grammys cuz I'd rather just read reactions to it on the internet, then pretend that I watched it/was there/I am connected to the modern world. Seemed like a real celebration...
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Just spent 4 hour trying to get past the boss on level 10 of DAFT PUNK:...
Meme hijack via pedestrian.tv Feel like u've proven that ur a meme worth blogging about if some1 makes an 8bit video game about you, possibly for their final exam grade at the community technical...
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ChillwaveGate--Do u feel violated/misled by sample-based music?
You might have heard of the recent genrefication of the 'chillwave movement', which was basically a non-collective effort by producers around the world who created mp3s that were lofi, chill, electro...
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What should I get my alternative son for Christmas?
Product via coolcats I love my son. He truly is the mirror image of me. It's kinda weird how kids are so impressionable... sorta reminds me of consumers... Maybe kids and consumers have the same kind...
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